Plan for government shutdown

If the government is shut down and I do not receive my retirement, I will, of course have a really difficult time and could lose everything.  I lost the majority of my retirement savings in 2008, thanks to the crooks in the banks.  This could finish me.  If that happens, I will pitch a tent on Ted Cruz's lawn.  I will set up a port-a-potty and when he calls the cops I will scream elder abuse and I will make sure CNN is on the scene to film it all.  I might also have seizures as well.  Seems like a plan to me and I don't have a lot to lose if they screw me over.  I am really tired of the politicians.  The Rethugs and teaturds are destroying the country and the Dumocrats just sit on their thumbs and do nothing.  The state of the union is disgusting.  The reason the teaturds and rethugs hate Obama--he is black.  That is the crux of the matter.  He is black.  And how dare that n_____er sit in their White House!  Don't think so?  People, I was raised among these teaturds.  I know how they think.  I know that they will screw their grandmothers if they think they can get away with it.  I know that they will sit in church on Sunday after having spent Saturday night with boyfriends or girlfriends and they will rail against adultery all the while knowing they are the ones committing this sin.  Oh, yeah, I know these people.  These are the old Dixicrats.  They jumped ship after the Civil Rights Act was passed.  Why?  How dare them darkies think they are as good as me.  How dare they think they should vote.

Willie Nelson used to, in the early days, sing in the church choir.  He also sang at honky tonks in East Texas.  In an interview, he said he was told that he would have to stop singing in the choir if he did not stay out of the bars.  The interviewer asked him how the audience at the bars was different from the congregation he sang to on Sundays?  Willie's answer, Well, they were the same people.  This says it all.